The Worst Story Ever Written by Nicole Wells

The Worst Story Ever Written by Nicole Wells

About the Author

In the ethos where herds of story ideas run wild and free, I am known as the Devourer of Books. A voracious predator, I—

Okay. I’m a mom of three young children. And I spend way too much time in the fantasy world in my head. But, hey, in this world I’m still supernatural. I channel the powers of my insomnia for good. I’m impervious to kid whining and insults (well, mostly). I have a second sense for cereal disasters and broken toy catastrophes. They call me Mom, which is code for You’re-Awesome-We-Love-You or Stop-Writing-On-Your-Computer-and-Play-With-Me. I’m not sure which. My kryptonite is my pet peeves: water running down my elbows, food stains on papers, and losing the little plastic tethers when you remove the tags off new clothes.

So, yeah, that’s me. Your average superhero mom. Oh, and I’ve got three eyes (one in the back of my head).

UpSpark, an award-winning inspirational and magical love story, is my debut novel and book one of the Five Elements Series. StarDust, an urban fantasy romance, is the second book, and TwinFlames, a bit paranormal and urban fantasy, the third. Midlife Magic School is a paranormal women’s fiction novel, the first in the Grey Witch Inheritance duology. Not to be outdone, I have eleven other books clamoring to be finished.

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Magic, mystery, and a match made in heaven… maybe.
Oh, and a somewhat mute aardvark, too.

**New Edition! Now absolutely and totally revised and rewritten!**

Hi. I’m Jayne. I know, plain human Jayne. But that’s not the story of my life. This book is.

It all started with a visit from the all-powerful Book Fairy. The very one that can turn the life of an author like me around.

It’s unfortunate we haven’t been on good terms. It’s even more unfortunate that when she finally deigns to visit me, it’s for murder. I mean, a murder. Damn articles, they really do make a difference.

Add in a kingdom on the brink of a breakdown and my fantasy lover, a vampire Prince who might just hate me, and things surely can’t get worse … right?

Warning: This has an inverse harem scene. If you don’t like group ceiling sex, this book might not be for you.

Actual Note: Mild profanity. This is a slow-burn romance with just the right amount of spiciness to feel comfortable reading on public transit, so long as you’re prepared to laugh out loud. Cliffhanger ending.

Genre: Paranormal Romance
Book Blast: September 30th – October 2nd